Post by Yeyo on Feb 1, 2007 14:28:15 GMT -6
Hey I was doing a presentation for school and it asked about something embarrasing/funny that had happened to me. It took me a while but I finally remembered this one:
I was in the 8th grade and all my friends from the 'hood were just hanging out. So we are all hanging out on a late Sunday afternoon when yours truly comes up with a great plan, to skip school altogether. The plan was that all 7 of us were going to get ready for school like any other day, so as to not raise suspicions. But instead of filling the backpacks with books we were going to stuff them with munchies and drinks.
The plan was to use the darkness of the morning to run into the monte and avoid the bus entirely. Hang out in an area of the monte we had fixed up with car seats, roof, cleaned, the whole day and just get casually walk out of the brush a little after the bus dropped off everyone from school. My neighborhood has 4 vertical streets and the only exit is a rear horizontal street with monte on either side. It worked great as a last pick up point incase you missed your real pickup (pero tienes que atravesar monte).
Well, that day I woke up late for some reason. Got everything ready and hauled ass out of the house to catch up to everyone. So I'm running into the monte and I see everyone running to the Monte on the North Side of the back road, even though we had agreed we were going to the South monte. So I start running after them, remember it was dark. I finally catch up to them and I realize that there is a shit load of us. We were supposed to be 8 and there was like around 20, whats more there were even girls (we were supposed to be only guys). So I start looking at their faces and realize they aren't my friends
They are MOJADITOS ;D Chinga, I casually pulled a U-Turn and started running the other way. The whole incident me saco de onda. So I still went and looked for my friends in the South monte and nobody was there. I figured they backed out. Well, you can judge where the bus is at because you can hear the loud ass diesel engine and air brakes going down the streets. So I heard it in the last street before having to take off through the backroad. So I decided to wait for the bus and just go to school. So I'm waiting forever y nunca llega el pinche Bus I decided I'll just say I missed it (le estaba sacando la vuelta a un teste que tenia). As I was about done crossing the monte back to my street.......I hear the Damn bus accelerating through the back road. So I turn around and haul ass and wave down the bus. So the doors fling open and I rush into the bus and I'm walking up the stairs and look at the kids inside the bus.
Para acabarla de chingar me habia subido a el pinche SHORT BUS (handicapped). So no me acuerdo ni que babosada dije. I played it off by asking for some kid by name. ;D ..........................
I was in the 8th grade and all my friends from the 'hood were just hanging out. So we are all hanging out on a late Sunday afternoon when yours truly comes up with a great plan, to skip school altogether. The plan was that all 7 of us were going to get ready for school like any other day, so as to not raise suspicions. But instead of filling the backpacks with books we were going to stuff them with munchies and drinks.
The plan was to use the darkness of the morning to run into the monte and avoid the bus entirely. Hang out in an area of the monte we had fixed up with car seats, roof, cleaned, the whole day and just get casually walk out of the brush a little after the bus dropped off everyone from school. My neighborhood has 4 vertical streets and the only exit is a rear horizontal street with monte on either side. It worked great as a last pick up point incase you missed your real pickup (pero tienes que atravesar monte).
Well, that day I woke up late for some reason. Got everything ready and hauled ass out of the house to catch up to everyone. So I'm running into the monte and I see everyone running to the Monte on the North Side of the back road, even though we had agreed we were going to the South monte. So I start running after them, remember it was dark. I finally catch up to them and I realize that there is a shit load of us. We were supposed to be 8 and there was like around 20, whats more there were even girls (we were supposed to be only guys). So I start looking at their faces and realize they aren't my friends
They are MOJADITOS ;D Chinga, I casually pulled a U-Turn and started running the other way. The whole incident me saco de onda. So I still went and looked for my friends in the South monte and nobody was there. I figured they backed out. Well, you can judge where the bus is at because you can hear the loud ass diesel engine and air brakes going down the streets. So I heard it in the last street before having to take off through the backroad. So I decided to wait for the bus and just go to school. So I'm waiting forever y nunca llega el pinche Bus I decided I'll just say I missed it (le estaba sacando la vuelta a un teste que tenia). As I was about done crossing the monte back to my street.......I hear the Damn bus accelerating through the back road. So I turn around and haul ass and wave down the bus. So the doors fling open and I rush into the bus and I'm walking up the stairs and look at the kids inside the bus.
Para acabarla de chingar me habia subido a el pinche SHORT BUS (handicapped). So no me acuerdo ni que babosada dije. I played it off by asking for some kid by name. ;D ..........................